Heather's Answers

Holly sent out an email asking about questions the cousins should answer. Here are Heather's Responses:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE 'ABBA' SONG?
-Dancing Queen, of course. But I also like Super Trooper
DO YOU USE DOWNY FABRIC SOFTENER?
-NO
WHAT BRAND OF RUNNING/WORKOUT SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
-Under Armor. Because I am that much cooler than all of you.
WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS 'SAND BAR BEACH', WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD?
-little store with big fat guy who yelled at us. For whistling or something?
JIFF OR SKIPPY? PEANUT OR CREAMY?
-Jiff. CREAMY.
WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR BE NATURALLY SKINNY?
-Naturally skinny.

DO YOU EVER PONDER YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE?
- yes.
YOU'RE ON DEATH ROW. NAME YOUR LAST MEAL (NO MORE THAN 3 THINGS, PEOPLE!)
-Wow. That's hard. You can see by my answer to the skinny/rich question that this may be difficult for me to answer. Steak. Crisscut french fries. Chocolate Chip cookies warm from the oven.
NAME A DRIVING PET PEEVE (I.E. LEAVING BLINKER ON, BACKSEAT DRIVERS, ETC)
- ??????????
LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOM/DAD BEING REALLY MAD AT YOU
-Probably yesterday.
LAST TIME YOU WERE REALLY MAD AT ONE OF YOUR KIDS
-About two weeks ago I realized that Maya had used a Sharpie to paint the inside of the bonneville.
IF YOU COULD PAY SOMEONE TO DO ONE HOUSEHOLD TASK THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-dust
NAME THE LAST NICE/ROMANTIC THING YOU DID FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR HE DID FOR YOU
-he ordered me golf shoes last night because I wouldn't buy them for myself because I can just live without them and we don't have any money. That may not sound so romantic to you guys, but it meant a lot to me because I really wanted golf shoes and he knew it. Unfortunately, I cannot think of one romantic thing that I did for him. Uh oh. The guilt. It has set in. Damn it. Now I have to think of something.
IF YOU FINANCIALLY COULD, WOULD YOU STAY AT HOME FULL-TIME WITH YOUR KIDS?
-I'd probably keep doing what I'm doing. Or try to only work two days a week. For me, its good to get out
IF YOU COULD BUY ANY CAR/VEHICLE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
-2009 four door Jeep wrangler, rubicon edition in Army Green
FAVORITE HOLIDAY OTHER THAN CHRISTMAS
-Thanksgiving.
DO YOU MAKE YOUR BED EVERY DAY (OR NEARLY EVERY DAY)?
-Yes. And if I don't make it in the morning, I make it before I get in it at night.
NAME ONE THING THAT DRIVES YOU CRAZY (ANNOYING) ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND
-He DOESN"T GET UP WITH THE ALARM. He hits it like five times. It makes me want to scream.
COULD YOU LIVE IN ONE SEASON ALL YEAR ROUND, AND IF SO, WHAT SEASON WOULD IT BE?
-Duh. Summer.
IF OFFERED $500,000, WOULD YOU GO BACK TO 6TH, 7TH AND 8TH GRADES?
-Not if my life depended on it.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU READ A BOOK/NOVEL?
-my goal is one a month. Haven't hardly reached that.
WHO IS THE DISCIPLINARIAN (THUS FAR) IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD?
-Guthrey.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF 'GREEN', AS IN RECYCLE, REUSE, ETC?
-No. I throw away my pop cans and I don't even know where my recycle bin is. I also think Al Gore is a communist.
WHEN MAKING A HAMBURGER, WHAT CONDIMENTS WOULD YOU CHOOSE (KETCHUP, MUSTARD, ONIONS, PICKLES, ETC)?
-Ketchup and a few pickles.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK
-Grape or Blue UV (seriously - its awesome..mixed with lemonade)
-MGD 64
-Coors Light
- Vodka Sour (with lime)
-Mexican flag
-I could go on and on and on and on
FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK
-Diet Pepsi

PICK ONE COUSIN (SAME COUSIN CAN'T BE PICKED TWICE) AND SAY ONE GOOD THING ABOUT HER:
-Kelly - can cheer me up when I am feeling low about my weight or my self esteem.
-Jenny - whenever I call her and I am sad, she tries to think of funny things to say to make me happy
-Kim - listens to what I have to say without judging
-Holly - she doesn't count cuz she's my sister. Oh. Okay. She tries to help me out without me knowing that she's trying to help me out (like buying extra clothes for the girls on their birthdays or taking the kids unexpectedly when we need to go shopping)
-Jeff - Jeff is just plain funny. Plus I'm hoping he makes lots of money and will someday support me.

JALEPENOS: LOVE THEM OR HATE THEM?
-don't love them but don't hate them.
CHOCOLATE: LOVE IT OR HATE IT?
-have you seen my ass? Love it.

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR OWN ASS IN THE MIRROR? BE HONEST...
-hee hee. refer to the previous answer.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE PHOTOS TAKEN OF YOU?
-No. In fact, when we went to the capitol, we told the Academy guy with the camera we'd have him fired if we ended up in any of the photos. I'm trying to be better about taking pictures with the girls, though.

DO YOU WISH UPON STARS?
-yep

DO YOU PREFER TO BAKE (DESSERTS) OR COOK (MEALS)?
-cook.
TWO ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIES- ONLY TWO, PEOPLE!
-Anchorman
-Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation
IF YOU COULD KNOW THE DAY YOU WILL DIE, WOULD YOU?
-Nope
IF YOU COULD RE-NAME YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
-Cecilia
NAME ONE QUESTION YOU'D LIKE TO ASK GOD
-Why do young people/children have to die
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE FASHION TREND?
-leg warmers